If my daughter ever has a boyfriend, and wants him to sleep over.
Friday Aug 8 @ 03:34pmNigga better bring his social security card, birth certificate, parental consent form, and a fucking death waiver. I’m monitoring his heart rate, blood pressure, adrenaline levels, and I’m putting a fucking touch sensor on his ass. I wanna know if the nigga even has to use the bathroom.
LOLOL ^ real parenting.
lmfao THIS









